My Random Notes

from my brain to yours

Dec
31
2008

un televisor a colores

So we went to buy a TV the other day, typical occurance, should be fairly simple… right? Apparently not, at least not in this country. When buying a TV (in the United Kingdom), one needs to purchase a TV License in order to legally view channels, any channels, no matter what.

TV License purchased, some research done in order to try to find the best deal, etc, we went out. Two good choices awaited us: a regular, everyday, normal, yet good-sized TV for a very good price, or a large, flat-screen LCD TV for the price you would expect, but with a spread-out payment plan which looked very affordable. We decided to go for the second option and got the attention of a shop employee so we could make our purchase.

After telling him what we wanted, the shop employee kindly informed us that with the spread-out plan, you actually have to complete the entire payment in order to take the TV home, which meant that we would have to pay for a couple of months before actually getting the TV…

Needless to say, I was a little bit shocked. Maybe it’s because I come from a country of “have it your way” and “instant results,” but it seemed to me a bit odd to expect people to make payments to a shop and not get anything in return for months on end!

In the end we went with the regular TV, with which we can view about 4 channels, only 1 clearly… so now we await our cable hook-up (as our freeview box with aerial and aerial booster doesn’t seem to receive a signal).

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Dec
31
2008

toothpaste instructions

“Unscrew cap and remove foil. Visit your dentist regularly.”

So at what point do you actually learn how to use the paste inside the tube? Only if you’re a child under 7 do you receive directions to “use a pea-sized amount for supervised brushing to minimise swallowing.” Then, “Please replace cap after use.” What use?

Dec
26
2008

hmmm…

Can someone tell me if this is honestly what you would call a ‘young’ interracial couple…

http://www.inmagine.com/cr15233/cr15233028-photo

I kind of want to vomit, look at the “girl’s” arm! In no way do they look young and I’m pretty sure that both people pictured have an X and a Y chromosome…

At least label the darn thing correctly, ” Middle-aged homophile couple,” or, “breakfast with trangender/transsexual.” Either way it still just seems like reverse discrimination to me…

Dec
21
2008

diagnose me – fail

Yesterday I thought it would be interesting to visit some medical websites to see if any minor symptoms I sometimes experience have anything in common or if they add up to some life-threatening disease that I would have hither-to known nothing about. The age old, “is there something wrong with me?” question is one I have struggled with since childhood and I’m constantly wondering and searching for the answer and it constantly eludes me. Now, I’m not a hypochondriac by any means (I realize it’s completely unconvincing for me to just state that), but hopefully my family and friends would know that I’m not one to make more of any pain or illness that I may experience.

Anyway, my experience yesterday further disappointed my hopes of every finding anything treatable or diagnosable in my repertoire of symptoms. I spent nearly 2 hours scrolling down what was at first quoted as 9 pages, unfortunately they declined to include the ‘half pages,’ ie – page 5i, etc into that statement. The in-depth questions ranged from anything about the fullness of the hair on my head and direction of ridges on my nails to the smell and colour of my urine, to the exact area of pain felt in my stomach, since that’s easy to pinpoint. Although tedious and mind-numbing, the detailed questions raised my hopes of receiving some kind of considerate analysis and perhaps suggestions of conditions or illnesses for which to seek testing.

Questions answered to the best of my knowledge, I clicked to send in my questionnaire and waited impatiently for the reply in my in-box. I was slightly let-down to begin with as after clicking to send it in, I was asked if I wanted to order any of three further analysis options, the computer analysis for a mere $25, the standard doctor review for $55, or the full doctor review for $77. I had to wonder what exactly would be analyzing my questionnaire if it wouldn’t even be the computer, a badger? Oh well, I still waited in anticipation… for 2 more hours…

Finally I received my diagnosis! The big news… drum roll….

I, like many other women, have a risk of breast cancer and should eat more fruits and vegetables and take exercise regularly. Hmmm… informative…

Last time I ever do an online diagnosis, unless of course it looks like it might be legit… right?

Dec
19
2008

that's not my name

different versions of my name derived from attempts at fast typing:

  • Lia
  • Lsia
  • Kisa
  • LIsa
  • Lis
  • :osa

Dec
19
2008

that’s not my name

different versions of my name derived from attempts at fast typing:

  • Lia
  • Lsia
  • Kisa
  • LIsa
  • Lis
  • :osa

Dec
16
2008

consumerism

An Amazon store in my personal website? No way! What will they think of next?!

Well people, your dreams have finally come true. Amazon will now let you customize a store to fit on your website.

So, how it works, as I understand it, is that I have this store under a page on my website (labeled ‘my store’) which I’ve filled with all sorts of goodies of suggested merchandise which you can browse through by the categories I’ve created, if you find something you like, or want to look for something different, you can click to buy or browse more on the Amazon.co.uk website… now as long as you keep it so that you’re still linked from my site, then I will receive an ity-bity tiny commission from your purchase. Isn’t that snazzy?!

Beware, however, because (as far as I know) I think it only works if you order from the Amazon.co.uk site… which means that payment will be in British Pounds and shipping will be to the UK (unless you find international shippers). You’re of course very welcome to attempt to prove me wrong on this one!

Well, happy shopping! And remember, Christmas is only 7 days away!!!

-click here to be magically whisked away to my store!-

Dec
15
2008

dislikes list – just for fun

  • the boiling lava-water that comes out of the tap a couple of seconds after turning it on so that you burn your hand and involuntarily shout any random swear word that comes to mind causing the neighbors (and yourself) to wonder if you have tourette’s syndrom.
  • any and every noise made by the upstairs and next-door neighbours, particularly irritating laughter, shouting, or strange music played at deafening decibels.
  • random vomit-inducing smell from wall shared with next-door neighbours, which either hasn’t been noticed or hasn’t been properly diagnosed by neighbours themselves
  • cartoons, especially computer graphics and anime
  • playing video games or strange people who are addicted to video games and feel the need to talk about playing anytime they are not actually playing
  • comments or talk about my hair being in any way, shape or form blond, because it definitely is not
  • layering clothes
  • cold
  • umbrellas
  • annoying websites that have advertisements right on top of the article of interest that you just searched for, making you have to first look confused at the adverts, then realize you haveĀ  to scroll down the page to read the information you had searched for
  • annoying websites with scary colours, moving background images or too much content for a normal human being to possibly take in at one time
  • really annoying websites that combine both of the above irritations
  • that weird smell that clothes get when they haven’t been dried properly
  • forgetting to put laundry detergent in the wash… and realizing it either half-way through the cycle, or at the very end
  • being burned by fat or oil that feels the need to free itself from the pan in tiny sprays
  • getting a slight headache after having half a glass of wine (lightweight)
  • the awful taste anything has after you’ve brushed your teeth
  • hair that’s not attached to a human body anymore
  • the explosion that my skin experiences once a month, and the accompanying irrational emotional response to anything and everything
  • the sad misinterpretation of coffee in England (freeze-dried… I mean, really?)
  • people worrying and getting stressed-out about things they can’t change or fix
  • cheesy shows about kids or animals, especially if it’s attempting to have an endearing personification of an animal that is inevitably in danger of some kind, or when children have to ’step in and save the day’
  • any kind of miss communication or misunderstanding, in real life, but especially as featured in TV shows or movies, meant to be funny or tragically romantic
  • robots

Dec
15
2008

child-hood fun

For those of you who may remember a little something called MadLibs, I found a similar online thing atĀ  http://www.eduplace.com/tales. Of course you could always go to the official MadLibs website, but it seems like you can just buy the books there… or try madlibs.org. It looks like the Wacky Web Tales has a lot more to choose from though! So go wild with all your wacky-ness and be sure to try one with some naughty words, cause, let’s face it, you know you want to and it makes it a whole lot funnier…

(disclaimer – “naughty words” can take on whatever meaning you wish)

Dec
15
2008

boxes

Now I don’t know if I am the only one in the world who has ever felt like this, but have any of you ever felt like you just don’t fit into boxes? I’m not talking about physical boxes, I mean boxes that society, friends, family, the media, organizations or the workplace tries to put you in. Sometimes I think it’s difficult, if not, impossible to escape them altogether. In a sense, we all tend to put people in boxes so that we can understand them and perhaps relate to them.

Maybe I am the only one who’s ever felt like jumping up and screaming during a meeting, or randomly just disagreeing with everything someone says, just to see their reaction. Doing something that tells people, “I’m not that person, I’m not who you think I am!” But it’s not that easy. I wonder if in some cases it’s a box I put myself into, in order to please people, or just to make a situation easier or make a process quicker. But I think there is a line one can cross where this becomes a danger. A danger perhaps not easily detected by anyone on the outside, maybe not even by close friends (or those who consider themselves close). But I think for everyone there’s only so far you can go in a box. Maybe this is just my crazy experience, I mean, I’ve seen many living in the same situations I’ve been in and they still continue to thrive and fit… but I couldn’t.

I’m sure it’s obvious now that I’m talking not in general terms, but in terms of my own experience of being in boxes. I think the boxes were kindly meant by those around me, and weren’t completely forced upon be, but there was a sense that if I didn’t fit into the boxes, then something was wrong with me. Well, maybe there is something wrong with me. In the end the boxes could never fit and I broke out. The breaking caused a lot of hurt and painful situations, and for that I feel sorry. But the sense of freedom I’ve found, the release of pressure and expectation has brought me more happiness, peace and satisfaction than I could have hoped for.

I’m not recommending my choices or my way of being relieved from the boxes. But perhaps this blog can help prevent others from locking themselves in boxes; choosing carefully how you appear to others, or how you allow people to process your identity. For myself, I must say that there were times I tried to fight against people’s assumptions about me, but it’s difficult to change minds when they are already made up. So maybe the only real ‘advice’ I could give is for you to be yourself. How cliche is that?! Ha ha, but I guess it is a lesson I have learned the hard way. I believe I was ‘myself’ but I hid much about myself for too long, my desires, my passions, my frustrations and that, for me, led to danger and the feeling of being trapped. I allowed people to build assumptions, hopes, dreams, and plans around me and including me without being fully invested in the same. Unfortunately, those people have suffered great disappointment.

I think in my case it was the fault of both sides. Myself not revealing all to others, and others not making the effort to search deeper inside me.

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